So I'ma gonna write 'bout a story where me and my pals were being a couple of dadgum bunch of fools, shootin' eachother with them airsoftin' guns I got. So one of these here days, out in my good ol' backyard, me and my friends were shootin' my airsoft guns. We had a heckuva time poppin' off rounds at some bullseyes we put up. Then I got this here idea, where instead of shootin' at paper, we shot eachother. So, we got some camoflauge and crap to keep ourselves from gettin' all hurt and crap. So me and my friend set up a couple of pieces-o-cover so we could hide and stuff. I didn't want the mutt to get hit, so I shooed him and told him to go on 'n git in the garage. Then, we started up the good times, hur hur I reckon we did!
So I started out hidin' behind my garage. I was too scared to come out and shoot at the durn feller, so I waited while I heard him reloadin'. I pulled out to shoot at him, but he was trickin' me! He still had some ammo so he tried in a couple shots at me, lucky me all them shots missed. I wasn't doin' too good, so I came up with a plan. I'd a throw a rock 'n distract him, and when he was all confused, I'd give 'im one heckuva shootin'! So I picked up the purdiest stone I could find, and chucked it at the fool. While he watched it fly through the air, I shot at him! I didn't hit him, but it pushed him back. All of a sudden, he came behind the garage and had his weapon pointin' at me. I didn't want to get me all shot up at point blank, so I begged him not to shoot me and I surrendered. He bragged 'bout it to my brother, but while they was talkin' I pulled a dadgum dirty move. I shot him, right at his leg and all none more than five feet away. That didn't make 'im happy. He got so mad, he shot me point blank at m---anyways, it hurt so bad I fell in pain. We then began shootin' eachother point blank, and by the time we was done, we had welts the size of fat grapes. We was hurtin' for a long time.
And that's that kind of stuff me and my buddies do. And ain't it the life!
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